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Monday, May 1, 2017

Ranking all 17 Disney Pixar Movies




               It’s no secret I’ve been on a Disney kick lately, ever since returning from Walt Disney World. I’m on a mission to build the ultimate Disney Blu ray/DVD collection. But One of Disney’s properties, Pixar, has produced some of the best Disney movies we’ve ever seen. Since their newest films, “Cars 3” and “Coco” are hitting theaters this year I figured what better time to do this. In this blog, I will rank all 17 from what I consider to be the worst to the best.



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#17

Cars 2


I honestly know I saw “Cars 2”, I’m positive, but that’s how little it stuck with me. It really wasn’t a great film, and definitely Pixar’s least inspiring compared to what they’ve done before it and after for that matter. I don't understand why they are going ahead with a "Cars 3", but they better step up their game next time.




#16

The Good Dinosaur


I really wanted to like “The Good Dinosaur” more, it had a unique story, with dinosaurs not becoming extinct from the meteors. But the main dino Arlo is just so annoying at times. Even though he’s supposed to basically become the new “man” of his family when he returns home, he’s still pretty annoying by the end. Also, with man acting like wolves? I didn’t get that part.







#15

Cars


“Cars” isn’t a particularly “bad” movie, if you grew up with it, it might hold some nostalgic feeling for you. But I didn’t so much. I guess it just feels sort of lazy for Pixar to just be like oh...and here’s some talking cars. I don’t know maybe I’m being too hard on it. I just expect more out of Pixar.

         


                                                                                               

# 14

Brave

I’ve only seen Brave once, and actually it’s on its way in the mail as we speak, so I can watch it again soon. But I thought it was decent. I was expecting a bit more for Pixar’s first Princess movie, and the ending is bizarre. But overall it wasn’t too bad, the animation is pretty awesome.                                                                                                    

                                                                                                        






#13

Monsters University

"Monsters University" is almost on par with how I feel about “Brave”. It’s decent, it’s just kind of there. It didn’t wow me, but it was just satisfying enough. A little unnecessary kind of milking the cow of a movie, but overall better than the previous four on this list.







#12

A Bug’s Life

I’ve seen other’s lists put “A Bug’s Life” further down the list, but I don’t agree. I grew up with this one. Not only am I putting it a tad higher for nostalgic reasons, but I also think the story is unique and original. I mean to me it sends a message, that we shouldn’t let the bigger guys bully us smaller guys around if we stick together, whether its referring to the government or just your co-workers, either way it stands true. Flick is a good lead, and the circus bugs are a riot!





#11

Inside Out

This one is kind of equal to the last one, I just couldn’t decide. I do like this movie, I did feel at times like it was aimed for a younger audience, which for Pixar isn’t normal. I mean adults can enjoy these movies too. But sometimes this felt a little too “little kidd-ish” for me. But I did like the message that it’s okay to be sad sometimes, overall this movie does take on a bold story aimed for kids.







#10

Finding Dory

This is another film, that has very mixed reactions. For starters people had it on way to high of a pedestal since it was following one of Pixar’s best in “Finding Nemo”. Did you truly believe it could follow that? I didn’t, so going in to it I was expecting nothing in particular, but I found myself having a good time with it. Hank the seven-armed octopus or Septopus is hilarious, I actually read a negative review from someone saying, “an octopus driving a car is just not plausible” …HAHA What the hell is wrong with people? Are any of these movies “Plausible”?  This movie actually has an underlying message that people with a disability should be treated with respect and treated like everyone else.




#9

Ratatouille

I go back and forth with “Ratatouille”, If I don’t see it for a while I think “Eh it’s just okay” but then when I watch it, I’m like “ya know what, it’s a pretty solid film”. The animation is top stuff, and the story is very unique. Remy the rat is a lead you can get behind, and a story of not fitting in is always relatable, at least to me. Which is also true for Linguini the “chef”. Patton Oswalt is also a perfect choice for Remy’s voice.








#8

Toy Story 2

I really have nothing bad to say about “Toy Story 2”, all three of them are simply awesome. But in choosing their order, this one is just the least good in my opinion. The first one has some serious moments, but the second one is where the toys start to question their own mortality and things start to get a little darker. As an adult viewing these movies, you have so many questions like when do the toys come to life? Is there a set of rules (like they mention at points in the movie) that they learn, like not talking to humans? Do the toys have souls? Maybe I’m looking too much into this.










#7

The Incredibles                

As far as super hero movies go, “The Incredibles” is pretty badass. We’ve been teased a sequel for far too long, and supposedly next year we will get one. They may have basic Super powers, but it’s a great mystery film that’ll keep you guessing. Plus, plenty of action!














#6

Toy story 3

All I can say about “Toy Story 3” is why do they do this to us!? Ugh this film will bring tears to your eyes, but it’s also just amazing. Growing up almost on par with Andy, it really hit the feels when he gives them away at the end. Especially since the small box of toys I kept that were important to me, was burned up in a house fire. But I digress, I wish they wouldn’t go through with a Toy Story 4, this was the PERFECT end to a great trilogy, probably the greatest animated trilogy ever.                                     






#5

Monsters Inc.

Monster Inc. is a brilliant film, I remember seeing it in theaters as a child. Teaming up a cute innocent child with a big “scary” monster and his pal turns out for a very funny result. Not only funny but a sweet sentimental movie at times as well. I also think Randall is slightly overlooked as an evil villain, I mean the guy was literally going to murder children to benefit himself.








#4

Finding Nemo

Honestly these top four are nearly interchangeable. It was very hard to place them, because they’re all unique and amazing in their own way. Finding Nemo was practically break through, and you will never forget P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Also, Dory has to be one of the greatest Disney characters of all time.







#3

Walle



Walle has to be one of the darkest Pixar movies to date. I think it’s borderline scary because it’s not far from reality. You have to give credit though, they made a film about two robots who can’t even talk in complete sentences, fall in love, and make you feel everything for them. It’s a beautiful movie, with a strong message, I was pleased there was no backlash for the depicted fat people who do essentially nothing. But in a way, we rely on technology so much, how far is it from the truth?





#2

Up

You’ve probably figured out the top two by now, and rightfully so. “Up” is such a good film, and that opening sequence will tug at your heart strings. It’s such a weird but original storyline, all of the characters fit in perfectly, from Carl to Russel, and Doug to Kevin the bird. Ellie of course is there the whole time too. It’s a movie that will make you take a look at your life. For an animated movie meant for kids that’s a pretty powerful thing.





#1

Toy Story

I just couldn’t resist not making “Toy Story” the top dog. The original one that started the other 17 movies on this list. This movie will always hold a special place in my heart. I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it at this point in my life. But don’t get it twisted this isn’t only up here for nostalgic reasons, it deserves it for it’s incredible breakthrough in animation, the completely original idea, and the awesome characters they gave us.

                                                                            
Well there's my list, maybe if I ever actually can say I have seen every Disney animated film, I can rate all 56 of them.

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